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Sep 16

Inept? You don’t know inept!

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Copy of email sent to John Kerry’s non-campaign. I await the exciting, off topic, reply. Or, no reply which will be just as interesting.

Today Kerry is talking about nuclear waste. Now that’s something I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about. Let’s put this bluntly. WHO GIVES A SHIT? How about the bankrupt economy? How about the war gone to hell? How about almost anything?

Nuts!

My prediction: A landslide for Bush. The biggest Democratic defeat ever. And, if The Terminator campaigns, Bush will win California.

I’m out on a limb, but I’m not sawing it off.


Sep 10

New World Order . Part 1 Moon Landing

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Nerdgirl has her agenda and I have mine:

1) Send all good paying jobs to foreign countries so corporations can make more profit. The hell with employees; they just muddle up the whole thing.

2) Don’t produce anything, except babies. Import everything from some 3rd world country where they happily live on .28 cents a day. Well, maybe not happy, but who cares?

3) Drive the biggest SUV you can afford, or, better yet, can’t afford. Use as much gas as possible so the next generation won’t have to worry about it; there won’t be any. Get a Hummer; it will make your dick bigger.

4) Make medical costs so high that no one can afford to get sick. If they actually show up for medical care, make them wait, and wait, and wait. And, if they show up without insurance, make them pay four to ten times the normal fee.

5) Get women out of the work place and back into the kitchen where they belong. This is moving slowly, but the christian right is pushing it backward. Once you get them, women, back in the home you won’t have to eat any more frozen foods, or takeout. Of course, they will have to learn to cook which could be a problem for a while. And, your income will be cut 50% or more, but it will be worth it for clean sheets and a home cooked meal. There is an added benefit in that there will be more low paying jobs for men which will allow men to again feel manly.

6) Get rid of affirmative action so that white people will have a chance for an education. We all know that “they” are using up our educational slots, and are taking “our” jobs. This one is actually not working as intended: whites still aren’t getting an education because it requres a working knowledge of the english language and because it requires, well, work; asians, who see an education as a path to a better future, are. Maybe this should be changed to no affirmative action and no asians.

7) Quit spending money on education and spend it where it’s needed: on prisons. It’s much better to put people in prison than it is to educate them. And, if you don’t want to be a prison guard, there aren’t any jobs anyway; we sent them to India.

8) Don’t allow gay marriage as this will ruin the sanctity of marriage. This in a country where the average person has been married 2 or 3 times. No gay marriage; no divorce. It’s only fair.

9) There must be more to this “agenda” but I can’t think of any right now. Maybe later, after the little woman vacumns my underwear.


If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there. - Dorothy De Zouche

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