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Jun 04

06.06.06, or 666

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Ooh, scary!

Wet your pants times.

Crosses in windows so that the chosen, who have chosen themselves, will be known. Maybe they should run over to Home Depot and buy gallons of white paint and paint a cross on the roof just in case whatever is coming, should it come, and why wouldn’t it come, it is ordained, or prophesied, haven’t you read “the book”, comes by air.

Evanj’s jumping from moving trains; or out of planes; naked, or wearing polyester, ramming their SUV’s into trees; crawling down the middle of the freeway on their hands and knees with crosses sticking out of their boney asses signaling glory: we can only hope.

It should be a great party. A hangover to remember on the 7th.

Ooh, scary!

6:6:6am on 666: Nothing is happening except that I’m awake. What’s up with that? Where’s the fire; the brimstone; the demons; the naked Christian cheerleaders pom poming their way to glory? What a f’ing letdown. You can’t trust those prophesies anymore; more biblical BS from a bunch of folks who spent too much time in a desert without water. Besides that, what chance do four horsemen have on a freeway at commute time?

Now it’s 12:12:12 (the old double 6:6:6) and I’m/we’re still here, and haven’t been chained to a rock, or made to stand in icy water, or boiling oil, up to our testicles, or if you’re a woman, up to that other thing; well, not oil, it costs too much and someone would steal it for their Hummer. No pustules; no sores; no boils.

6:6:6 has passed like any other day. What a waste! Now we have to wait another hundred years. Oh, well…

Midnight + 1 minute and we survived another biblical attack of minor proportions. Thank the lard!

Jun 04

Bumper Sticker 666

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Get closer to God! Not my bumper!

Isn’t that just special? We saw this one today on an SUV that was tailgating the car in front of it.

I think it has something to do with Christian love and charity. Brought to you by the same folks who want you to have that baby, but don’t want to feed it; who believe that marriage should only be between a man and a woman; preferably one who will stay home and clean and bake and allow herself to be beaten for the glory of God; for her own good; or both.

666 to those assholes!

Ooh, scary!

Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression. - Beverly Nichols




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