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Nov 29

Your new word for today is…

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While watching a segment of Countdown with Keith Olbermann last night, I heard the following comment about Britney Spears in the Hustler store where it is rumored that she stole a wig on the way out. (This was after she tried on some panties [edible? Yuck! Who cares?] in front of everyone who was in the store.)

Keith Olbermann: “Maybe it wasn’t a wig, maybe it was a merkin.”

A merkin? What the hell is a merkin? With the help of Google we now know:

Merkin

which then leads us to:

Pudenda

and finally:

vulva

So, now I/you know what a merkin is and also some other female related stuff that may come in handy next time there is a break in the 49er football action.

It has been educational; if not titillating. Oh, no, another word:

titilating


Nov 26

Ryder Grayson Robesky…

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arrived into the world on November 25th of 2007 at around 5:30pm. (Exact time, etc, later)
Ryder Grayson

He looks just like his dad did when he was born. The main difference being that Graham fought the process and Ryder didn’t.

Also, he’s a couple of weeks early which means he’s smart enough to be born before December; thus removing the possibility of combining his birthday with Christmas. Way to go kid!


Nov 15

Wide Stance

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I know this is a little late, but if you go into the stall and drop your pants in order to sit on the seat, you can not possibly have a “wide stance.”

Try it for yourself if you don’t believe me.

Only a member of the US Senate who wanted a butt, or mouth, intrusion could have come up with that excuse. Or, I guess if he likes shitting in his pants.

“Senator, ah, what’s that smell?”

“Sawwy, can’t twk wth my mth full.”


Nov 06

Hurry! Only one year left…

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Nov 01

The new guy is on his way…

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If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die. - Anonymous

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