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Apr 25

“A Tea Party place”

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While watching an episode of “George Gently”, a British mystery series, the two main Detectives visited a club. After looking around, one said: “This is a Tea Party place!”.

Translated, they were in a gay bar. Is any further comment necessary?

Apr 20

Sometimes Stuff Surprises You, err Me!

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The alarm went off at our house Wednesday afternoon. (It turned out to be a false alarm and not the point of this posting.)

I called Fujie at the shop. She rushed home. Getting in her car she dropped an envelope containing a check from Central Fish.

We checked the Security cameras to see what happened; to see if she actually dropped the check. We found the time and that a guy, most likely Mexican, found it.

Here’s the surprising part, at least to me. He looked at it and walked back to the door and rang the bell.

The next day he put the check in our mail box.

This has pretty much fucked up my view of humanity. Here is a poor, homeless soul and he takes the time to return a check. Why? Some employed dick would never do this. He would just look at it and think about how stupid we are for losing it.

Anyway… Video next. The positive side of Video.

Apr 08

It’s Easter and I’m thinking about Heaven

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So, after saying hello to the Easter bunny and admiring his/her colorful eggs (hmm…I’ll write about that later), I googled the Old Testament which was written 2000+ years ago, to get some idea about heaven. Heaven! Was, as I understand, designed back when they didn’t have running water, indoor toilets, air conditioning, stoves, refrigerators, beds, radios, TV, iPhones, iPads, Internet, books, cars, designer underwear, the Kardashians, and on… And, as far as I read, no improvements have been made: you still have to poop in a hole, cover it up, and wipe with your left hand. Same old, same old.

What does Heaven have to offer? How was it designed? Well, as I understand, having not talked to the Pope, or some eVanJ, you die and go to a “better” place where you don’t have to cook or clean and you get to sit around all day listening to hymns and watching angels flap their wings. The hymns are on replay and sung by the same voices over and over and over. The angels flap but don’t talk and can’t actually fly because birds don’t go to heaven so they are clueless. Unfortunately, ooh, I mean fortunately, for you, you’ve been good, and you can’t leave: not that you would want to (wink, wink). This goes on for eternity which I guess means forever, and ever, and ever. A shining example of DULL!

And there are no iPads, no iPhones, no TV, no Internet, NO PETS, no anything. Who the Hell designed this Paradise? NO PETS? NO PETS? What? Only retards, or Frothy, would want to live, err die, err whatever it is, and end up there.

Can I opt out? Will I regret asking? Only time will tell. If I’m wrong, I coould end up in…

Hell! Which at least sounds interesting and warm and has never promised bliss. Oh, yeah, and they wake you occasionally to light you up, burn you, scare the shit out of you, and make you wish you hadn’t written, or read, this blog posting.

Actually, I think you just end up dead. No heaven. No hell. Just dead. All this other crap was just thought up by old men smoking strange weed in a desert setting.

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. - James Gorman




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